I don’t like using my dad’s bathroom because I’m not that into watching myself poop.
i thought your face was embroidered on a hand towel
We’re really good at high fives…
Do you need a sister? #sorrytim
Look at Josh’s face. I bet he has been killed by his charm too
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
"The pants were tracked down and returned to their rightful owner, weren’t they?" [x]
Zayn: You know..There’s not much not to love about Harry
i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring
the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do
i owe the universe nothing
i exist on my own terms
#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying
Rest in Peace, Kimmo.
wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
what the hell are you
TIS THE SEASON
The fact that Strong is being positively singled out in a lot of Midnight Memories reviews PLUS the fact all the boys are positively singling it out as one of their favorite tracks means SO MUCH TO ME because LOUIS RECOGNITION and Louis is so private and the lyrics are so vulnerable and LOUIS RECOGNITION and the other boys appreciate him so much and reviewers appreciate how it defies gender stereotypes about love and LOUIS RECOGNITION