©joshdevin

I spent my day watching a giraffe live cam

Stop being pretty, i fucking hate you

2-shane-s:

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned


posted 1 month ago with 459,335 notes
reblogged through ballofurr originally by birdsofafeathercolchester

thatonegirlfromthething:

support group for people who started playing kim k: hollywood ironically and now can’t stop


posted 1 month ago with 382 notes
reblogged through crewnecking originally by thatonegirlfromthething

mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”


posted 2 months ago with 329,163 notes
reblogged through best-text-posts originally by sluttyoliveoil

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust


posted 2 months ago with 202,184 notes
reblogged through 030th originally by hexxxxgirlfriend

karukara:

Tomlinson-Styles household Week - 2/7
Day according to Louis

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

image

asiamack:

Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.


posted 2 months ago with 318,489 notes
reblogged through promisesbyliars originally by ralndrops

maimitch:

everyone had a jonas brothers phase


posted 2 months ago with 5,690 notes
reblogged through 030th originally by maimitch

posted 2 months ago with 434,247 notes
reblogged through thatfunnyblog originally by jumboburrito

alltimecliffxrd:

FUCKING PUNCH ME


posted 2 months ago with 1,479 notes
reblogged through promisesbyliars originally by alltimecliffxrd

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question


posted 2 months ago with 1,147 notes
reblogged through larryaf originally by tommosloueh

posted 2 months ago with 460,589 notes
reblogged through promisesbyliars originally by sunnysofa